Quotes from The Pilot

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"What? I don't look judicial?" -Amy
"You look like a deranged minister." -Maxine

"Drink your juice before the vitamins escape." -Maxine

"I could use a little scrutiny. I live with my mother, I don't have sex, I carpool." -Amy

"Do you have a problem with me not being a woman?" -Bruce
"Not if you don't." -Amy

"She threw up." -Amy
"Only once, and it wasn't chunky." -Lauren

"Why can't she let me screw up my life in peace?" -Amy

"Honey, it's complicated." -Amy
"You always say that when you do something wrong." -Lauren

"You left him alone for five days." -Amy
"But he was never in any danger." -Mrs. Jenkins
"Well, that's what we call luck." -Amy
"My neighbor was instructed to check in on him." -Mrs. Jenkins
"Neighbors check in on pets, not children." -Amy

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