Quotes from Crowded House

"You help people here, right?" -Veronica

"Peter! That's the fifth time you've said 'flood damage.'" -Gillian
"I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was annoying you." -Peter

"Why couldn't you have been something else, like a dentist?" -Amy to Maxine

"Here's a toast: to one of those moments when having children pays off." -Maxine

"One more revision and I'm gone." -Vincent
"Stay as long as you like." -Maxine
"You don't mean that, do you?" -Vincent
"Of course not." -Maxine

"Japan. He's taking her to Japan." -Amy
"My, what green eyes you have." -Vincent

"Anne Tyler, with testicles." -Vincent's agent

"Phillip, you are so incredibly fired." -Maxine

"Gillian's coming home." -Vincent
"How do you know?" -Peter
"'Cause mom's gonna kill her if she doesn't." -Vincent

"If I hurt you, I feel really bad. Calling it my work is not a justification." -Vincent
"Your job is to tell the truth. My job is to learn from it." -Gillian

"What are you going see?" -Maxine
"I don't know. I don't care. I'm going for the popcorn." -Amy

"You won't be lonely by yourself?" -Amy
"I can't wait to find out." -Maxine

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