Quotes from Zero to Sixty

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"He's on the Dean's list at Harvard." -Mr. Ross
"I'm not impressed, Mr. Ross. It's a college, not a get out of jail free card." -Amy

"Amy, it's very hard to support you when you keep switching sides." -Maxine

"Wow, you can really multi-task, can't you?" -Bruce
"I'm a mom. Let's dispense some justice." -Amy

"Cut it out. Stop smearing happy jelly on everything!" -Amy to Vincent

"I punched your ex-husband." -Vincent
"You what?" -Amy
"I think I split his lip." -Vincent

"You're not gonna die." -Amy
"We're all going to die, that's not the point." -Maxine
"Then what is? I'm a judge, I know what a living will is, I don't have to read it." -Amy
"Yes you do." -Maxine
"Why?" -Amy
"Because of tonight. Because you don't listen to me, Amy. Because if something happens to me I want the doctors to do what I want them to do, and not what you think is best for me out of some misguided sense of love or loyalty or fear of loss." -Maxine

"Happy birthday, ma." -Amy
"Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me." -Maxine

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