Quotes from The Wee Hours

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Lauren: "Leesha says she a Libertarian. What's that?"
Amy: "Somebody who doesn't have children."

Amy: "I'm not sleeping well. I'm having these weird dreams."
Bruce: "Cut down on your caffeine."
Amy: "If I didn't have caffeine I wouldn't be conscious right now."

Amy: "Well, maybe four hours sleep isn't enough for you, Mr. Smarty-pants."

Bruce: "May I assume since you're calling me Mr. Smarty-pants that the official part of the reprimand is over?"

Lauren: "All the good stuff happens after I go to bed."

Lauren: "But ten o'clock is when I get sleepy."
Maxine: "Fine, you can nap 'til ten and then go to sleep."

Amy to Michael: "Be a man. Make the little girl go to bed."

on J. Edgar Hoover: "That man had a tough job. He created the best law enforcement agency in the world. If he had been lucky enough to get shot he'd have a national holiday too."

Maxine: "It's like watcing the Roberto Benigni family."
Amy: "Should I be offended that you've taken to watching other family's home videos?"

Maxine: "Go to bed."
Lauren: "But..."
Maxine: "Don't argue."
Lauren: "But..."
Maxine: "There goes TV for tomorrow. You want to throw in computer games?"
Lauren: "Can she take stuff away from me?"
Maxine: "I just did. Go to bed."

Donna: "You're so multi-talented. Are you gonna be a reporter now?"
Vincent: "I guess I am."
Donna: "That's great. Now you just need to get laid. Too far?"
Vincent: "Yeah."

Bruce: "What kind of dreams?"
Amy: "Oh, y'know, nothing. I mean, y'know. They're stupid... meaningless, really."
Bruce: "Dreams are wish fullfillments, you know."
Amy: "Not always. Sometimes you just dream stuff. Like... like when you eat cheese."
Bruce: "I must have missed that lecture on Freud."

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