Quotes from Human Touch
Lauren in the kitchen: "Look, mommy, puddles!"
Maxine: "I had planned not to involve any of you in my personal financial affairs since they're none of your business. But now that you know, I'll reiterate, it's none of your business."
Maxine: "I'm a grown-up woman with all of my faculties and most of my teeth and I am not yet at the stage where I need to be taken care of by my offspring! End of discussion."
Amy: "Peter, I just have one question for you. What happened to you?"
Peter: "Nothing's happened to me."
Amy: "Yeah, yeah it has. God, Peter, when we were growing up you were the cool one. You were the guy in the band. You were the guy who could ditch all your classes and still make straight As. You were looking to legalize marijuana! What happened to that guy? When did you become... this guy?"
Peter: "Dad died, and I grew up. Someone had to."
Amy: "Sex is complicated."
Vincent: "It wasn't complicated in high school."
Amy: "How much sex were you having in high school?!"
Amy: "Do you love her?"
Vincent: "I dunno. What? I'm standing here with a mocha latte talking to my sister about love. My sperm count is plummeting."
Amy: "You love her!"
Vincent: "Shut up!"
Maxine: "All I want right now is to eat cake."
Jim: "You've got one set of brass balls, lady."
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