Quotes from The Out-of-Towners

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Mr. Dobson: "Catholic school, very traditional, quasi-medieval."

Amy: "So, are you going with me?"
Bruce: "That's up to you."
Amy: "What do you think?"
Bruce: "I'll drive."

Maxine: "I'm sure it's something innocuous... lettuce or a toenail."

Maxine: "You could start a tab for him, couldn't you?"
Louise: "We only do that for special customers."
Maxine: "I'm sure he is special."
Louise: "We only do it for you."

Louise: "Maxine, go out with the man for dinner. He's clean, he's handsome, you owe yourself."

Mr. Novotny: "There isn't another psychiatrist in town."
Amy: "There's a whole world outside of Marston, Mr. Novotny. Avail yourself of it."

Vincent: "You want some cheap wine to go with that crappy Chinese food?"
Lisa: "No, thanks."
Vincent: "You sure? It enhances the taste of the MSG."

Lisa: "It's weird, isn't it? This is the guy that brought us together and yet I'm hoping for the death penalty. That's a story for the grandkids."

Amy: "They're staring at us."
Bruce: "Mm-hmm."
Amy: "You think it's the racial thing?"
Bruce: "I think it's small-town, America."
Amy: "You don't like small-town, America, do you?"
Bruce: "I think it's fine, as long as it stays in the small town."

Peter: "You cannot go out with this guy!"
Maxine: "Recognize the pattern, Peter. You tell me I can't do something, then I do it."

Maxine: "Why is it so hard for you to believe that I'm attractive to men?"
Peter: "Uh, you're my mother."
Maxine: "And I got that way by being attractive to men."

Maxine: "If wisdom doesn't come with age, then why bother getting old?"

Bruce: "It's hard to be humiliated in front of somebody you respect."
Amy: "The respect is mutual."

Vincent: "Are we going to be one of those couples that solves every dispute by having wild monkey sex?"
Lisa: "God, I hope so."

Vincent: "I told you, I'm not a hero."
Lisa: "You don't have to keep proving it."

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