Quotes from Trial by Jury
"What do you think?" -the other judge
"I think given your circumstance I have to say yes, and it annoys me that I don't have a choice." -Amy
"Oh, God, an honest judge." -the other judge
"Peter, go over there and deal with that sales girl. Something about her scares me. I think it's her teeth." -Maxine
"Grandma, what's cleavage?" -Lauren
"I have no idea." -Maxine
"I'll be outside chiseling cheese of my odometer." -Vincent
"You know, I'm the one who's supposed to be scared." -the other judge
"I'm not scared." -Amy
"Don't take up poker, you lie like a nun." -the other judge
"Dad bought my car in Tucson. For your information, he got a very good deal." -Maxine
"Can't drive memories to work, mom. Sooner or later you're going to have to let go." -Amy
"You miss him." -Amy
"All the time. But that's the deal I made. I married for love, so I knew my heart could get broken." -Maxine
"You know what Dorothy Parker said about writing? It's the art of applying the ass to the seat." -Maxine
"Grandma, you bought a new car!" -Lauren
"It's an engine with doors. What do I care?" -Maxine
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