Quotes from Last Tango in Hartford
"Vincent, I've spent the last ten years trying to look for underwear that doesn't go up my butt. Why would I spend three dollars on underwear that does?" -Amy
"It's my job, and it sometimes stinks." -Maxine
"I've been wanting to do that for twelve years." -Simon
"I know." -Maxine
"If we do this, it means something." -Amy
"It doesn't have to." -Tracy
"No, I mean I can't do it without it meaning something. And I don't think I want it to mean anything. I'm sorry." -Amy
"I think I preferred the, uh, 'It's not you, it's me' version better." -Tracy
"There's no statute of limitations on worrrying about your kids. Just because they turn eighteen and drive and drink and vote, you don't stop worrying." -Maxine
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