Quotes from Near Death Experience
"You think God is going to strike you dead over a piece of foreskin?" -Mrs. Vocci
"The bris-mela is the most sacred ritual among my people." -Mr. Vocci
"Your people are Italian!" -Mrs. Vocci
"Vincent! Thank God you're all right. Are you all right?" -Maxine
"I'm not gonna die yet. I can't get out of finishing my book that easily." -Vincent
"Why do I think getting shot was the easy part?" -Vincent
"When you talked me into coming back here you neglected to tell me I'd be working with the female equivalent of Genghis Khan." -Maxine
"Why does God allow children to be smarter than their parents? What kind of a trick is that?" -Maxine
"You can't just scare the potatoes, you gotta really smash 'em, pulvarize 'em, get out all the lumps." -Vincent
"Mommy used to pour them out of a box." -Lauren
"Don't tell me that. I don't want to know that about my sister." -Vincent
"Vincent, I almost lost you, and I'd like to do your laundry!" -Maxine
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