Quotes from Adoption Day
Rob: How's my neice working out?
Amy: She's perfect.
Rob: Don't hold that against her.
Vincent to Amy: I'm getting a little bored with you being exceptional.
Amy: First a cop then a karate teacher? Why don't you just get yourself a bodyguard?
Bruce: What can I say? I appeal to men who know how to kill.
Maxine: I'm sorry. For a moment there, I became a goverment worker. You have my word, before you are an adult, you will be someone's child.
Gillian: He's such a softie, Peter is. Some would even say he's a wimp. I wouldn't, of course.
Gillian: Is it too much to ask that after two-million years of evolution men would be able to snap up a onesie?
Gillian: I love you, Amy, I really do.
Amy: I love you, too.
Gillian: I mean, you are way too skinny for someone with such a nice rack, and I hate the way you look in the morning without any makeup on, but basically, I just really love you.
Rob: Anyone ever tell you you look good in winter?
Amy: Can you say that in Mandarin?
Amy: What the hell is freezing rain anyway? Is that polite for golf ball sized sleet?
Amy: It wasn't really a date, it was more like an outing.
Bruce: An outing? What is this, a Jane Austen novel?
Carole: Vincent, are you ever gonna be willing to put yourself first?
Vincent: I can't answer that.
Carole: Then no one else will either.
Amy: Ew, I've besmirched the sleeve of justice.
Bruce: He called.
Amy: Who?
Bruce: Rebound Rob.
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