Quotes from 8 1/2 Narrow
Amy: Mr. Bosco.
Bosco: Yes, Judge Graham.
Amy: Gray... it's like my mood.
Amy: He gives lawyers a bad name.
Bruce: Which is an accomplishment if you think about it.
Amy: How much are they?
Nick: Gift.
Amy: Oh, no, Nick, I can't do that.
Nick: What? There's a law against giving shoes to a judge.
Bruce: Not that I'm aware of.
Amy: Okay, you know what? Women like smart men, but you don't have to be smart all the time.
Tom: I'll try to dumb down before dinner.
Bruce: Just because he's dead doesn't mean we have to be nice about it.
Amy: Look, uh, one description of my job is caring about people that I don't really care about. It's part of the noble conceit of the law. And it's not a trick to feel sorry for someone that you know and like, but to work up a head of compassion for somebody like Lloyd Bosco, I figure you must be that much more involved as a human. And isn't that what we were put on the earth to do?
Bruce: My mother warned about secular humanism.
Amy: I don't know why people think it's such a good idea to commemorate a wedding with a cold hard thing that turns into a pool of tepid water.
Maxine: At least you're not bitter.
Amy: Mom, I... I have to tell Lolly that, uh, her husband tried to cop a feel in the Polynesian restaurant. How should I do that?
Maxine: I'm absolutely amazed that this late in the game my children can still come up with questions I've never heard before.
Maxine: Shelly, you are very devious. I admire that in a person.
Shelly: Thank you.
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