Quotes from One for the Road

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Carole: You could go, but why? Y'know, so we could both be miserable?
Vincent: Well, sure, we're in a relationship. Shared misery is a big part of that.

Mrs. Holer: You don't get plastic surgery at sixteen, it's obscene.
Mr. Holer: You got plastic surgery, I paid for that.
Mrs. Holer: It was liposuction, I was thirty, I had just had a baby, I could not get rid of my stomach.
Mr. Holer: Amazing! You mean it just doesn't disappear if you sit on a couch eating Hot Pockets?

Alison: You know, Carole, I think this one deserves to be upgraded from friend. He's cute. What's wrong with you?
Vincent: Uh, I'm sorry?
Alison: You're so cute and not taken. Are you gay? Are you broke?

Carole: I know she's fun. But when you're little you don't want to be raised by fun, you want to be raised by... boring and stable and predictable.

Bruce: The guy asked if I had a daughter, touched a nerve.
Amy: Bruce, you have nerves?
Bruce: Just one. I apologize.
Amy: I accept. As you know, I also lost my temper today. In the Newsome case.
Bruce: Judge Gray, you didn't lose your temper.
Amy: I didn't?
Bruce: No. It was the wrath of the righteous raining down on the iniquitous. It was someone who was fed up with moral abiguity who need to make a responsible decision. I was proud to stand next to you.
Amy: Oh. I thought they just pissed me off.

Gillian: We all have to face reality.
Maxine: Yes, we do. You first.

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