Quotes from Red-Headed Stepchild
Maxine: Baby, they're professionals, they can cover up that zit.
Amy: You think?
Donna: How old are you again?
Lauren: Eight.
Donna: I can work with that.
Maxine: Jonathan, we might all like you better if you didn't enjoy this so much.
Amy: And the other guest is, uh...
Producer: Congressman Howlett.
Amy: Oh, God, he's really conservative, isn't he?
Producer: But your prettier.
Maxine: Jonathan, if you weren't already in a wheelchair, I would feel a distinct urge to put you into one myself.
Carole: So, uh, what are we all doing?
Lauren: Donna and I are playing Parole Board Babes, and Uncle Vincent is cutting his novel to shreds.
Robert: You can't have a baby with your mother or it might be retarded.
Sean: I'm white.
Bruce: No kidding.
Amy: What are you doing, ma?
Maxine: Pretending I'm at a Greek wedding.
Maxine: There are people in this world who can make the things that are most beautiful to me repugnant and grotesque. And when that happens I lose myself and I... I forget that I'm a decent human being.
Amy: That's okay, mom, you have other people to remember that for you.
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