Quotes from The Burden of Perspective
Maxine: It takes a special brand of hubris to put a "Go Vegetarian" bumper sticker on your SUV.
Amy: I don't want to go to that wedding. It's going to be like a bad acid flashback but with more pastels.
Vincent: God help Hartford if my Tourette's kicks in.
Carole: There is definitely a tote bag in your future.
Vincent: Oh, thank God, there are so many things that need totage.
Jared: This is one of those kitchens where the whole family intersects.
Maxine: Usually they collide.
Amy: The Michael thing is not a problem.
Vincent: Did you think he'd never get married again?
Amy: I just wanted him dead.
Vincent: So he'd never get married again.
Maxine: Your joints aren't the only thing that start to creak when you get old. There's the stiffness of the ego and the hardening of the attitude....
Angela: Another chance... now that's the scariest thing in the world.
Carole: A little knowledge is a dangerous thing? A little knowledge of psychology is downright lethal.
Vincent: I'm just happy to be here, walking around, breathing, semi-conscious.
Carole: Oh, I see, so you're satisfied with the simple things.
Vincent: You making fun of me or what?
Carole: No, I'm flirting with you. I didn't say I was good at it.
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