Quotes from Waterworld
Amy: What does this say?
Bruce: "I'm in labor."
Amy: You ever deliver a baby, Bruce?
Bruce: As a matter of fact, I have.
Amy: Really?
Bruce: See, you don't know everything about me.
Amy: Sometimes I don't think I know anything about you, Bruce.
Donna: Group hug. For the baby.
Maxine: I can see how Carole might not like you, but I'm adorable.
Vincent: You don't mind if Donna has her baby here, do you?
Maxine: No, that's fine. I think I'll make myself a cup of tea. Donna, can I get you anything?
Maxine: The contractions are getting harder.
Camille: Nature isn't always mild, Maxine.
Maxine: Thank you, Camille, I'm quite familiar with nature.
Sheila: I gave up on my daughter a long time ago, and I don't know what made me think this time would be different.
Maxine: You gave up? I'm sorry, but you are not allowed to give up on your daughter, ever.
Maxine: My dog died.
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