Quotes from The Undertow


Rob: No, thanks, Mrs. Gray. I have plans.
Amy: It's Amy. Mrs. Gray is my ancient mother.

Amy: I'd better call my brother, see if a gasket blew.

Maxine: I guess I've been a little low. All my colors are a little washed-out.

Bruce: You do remember we have an extended session tonight?
Amy: Oh, crap and corruption.

Vincent: So everything's back to normal... if it ever was?

Vincent to Carole: You did a show on axe-murderers and their demon-seed offspring?

Maxine: You found a baby-sitter who bakes?
Amy: Yep, she's obnoxious and bright and idiotic and... does origami and sings annoying little songs about homework and is smug and I hate her. Ma, I hate her. But Lauren thinks the sun shines right out of her butt.
Maxine: Don't be crass, dear.

Maxine: Jared, do you want to come in?
Jared: No, I'm angry! I yell better outdoors.

Maxine: Breakfast always tastes so much better when someone else makes it.

Maxine: Amy, for heaven's sake, close your mouth. You look simple.

Maxine: You're angry with me.
Jared: About half the time. I can live with that.
Maxine: I'm afraid I can't.

Bruce: Jump with me.


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